The Kingdom of Guillerdom is a huge, safe nation, notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 243 million Guillerdomians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 32.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Guillerdomian economy, worth 8.53 trillion brainrots a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,117 brainrots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, and old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guillerdom's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Guillerdom is ranked 169,674^th in the world and 1,083^rd in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 57.45 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.