The Reichtangle of Reichtangle The Best is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Reichtangle with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and anti-smoking policies. The cynical, devout population of 2.732 billion Reichtangles are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 32.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving a Reichtangle economy, worth 215 trillion Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,713 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience, and confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reichtangle The Best's national animal is the Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Reichtangle The Best is ranked 92,631^st in the world and 1,882^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,149.54 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.