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Elisabethshagen wrote:

Do you mean me e.g.?😇 I am coming to your rescue! 😉😀

Yes!

Berlin and potsdam wrote:

Imagine that rascism is what color you don’t like, not what nationality you don’t like lol

Yes I know, which is why I added the spoiler :)

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TRANSLATION BY GOOGLE: I am an alt of New Sloverica

Can somebody help me out here?
I have an issue named ‘Is the signature always right?’ and I haven’t got the slightest clue what to do. If anybody has come across this issue before, can you explain what issue will benefit the most? Let me provide some details:

The Issue

It took approvals for dubious government expenses claims, the surprising discovery of your name endorsing documents you have never seen, and your niece getting away with cutting school before government officials realized your signature had been forged. Now your office is, as usual, full of advisers willing to give their two pens on the issue.

The Debate

“This is the result of insufficient security checks,” suggests Charlotte Simpson, your Minister of Complicating Things. “If every signature across the nation required a counter-signature, forgery-resistant inks, a DNA test, family history checks, and an authenticity report produced by a staffer of my Ministry, I can ensure such forgeries would become a thing of the past!”

[Accept?]

“Signatures themselves are already a thing of the past,” grumbles Bigtopian Technology Minister Haymitch Berenstain, videoing in from his country. “No need to sign up for a process that can take weeks to complete. For a few million Klovenmarks, my agency can assign you a secret super-safe password that — when typed — prompts our Bigtopia-based servers here at home to digitally sign your documents. A truly penless... sorry, painless way of doing it, for you and all your government!”

[Accept?]

“Did you know that in medieval Maxtopia, anybody caught counterfeiting was boiled to death?” states your brother, carrying a history tome under his arm. “I say, great minds think alike, so why not re-introduce this practice? Nobody who inks straight will dare forge your signature if they knew they’d risk being put to death in atrocious suffering!”

[Accept?]

“If you can’t beat them, join them,” whispers your Minister of Shady Things Marjorie Gutenberg, clad in an ink-black suit. “Imagine if we hired these counterfeiters and asked them to forge your political opponents’ signatures. The whole concept of consent would be in our... I mean your hands now.”

[Accept?]

Kloverland wrote:

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Small advice: Use a spoiler to hide walls of text:

Kloverland wrote:

yes but I have no idea what choice is right, do you have any details on what will happen depending on which one I click?

Check your telegrams.

Libertandonien wrote:

We need some regulars here

am no regular?

Libertandonien wrote:

Imo, no
not really

oof am sad now :(

Kloverland wrote:

May I ask what you chose? I’m sorry for bothering you but I only started and I don’t want to destroy my industry, so could you just give a brief explanation of what will happen if possible? Thanks

What are we talking about?

Anglo-francios wrote:

What are we talking about?

This really weird issue called ‘Are the signatures always right?’ and I’m afraid to mess up my economy so I’m asking for help on what will happen, like will my economy go down if I pick on option, basically I’m just tryna see what’s best but I can’t seem to get a clear enough answer to make up my mind, and I don’t want to dismiss the issue either because I want those stats up whenever I have the opportunity

Anglo-francios wrote:

Oof Ive never gotten that issue.

Yeah, all the people debating in the argument sound like complete lunatics and I can’t find any information on what’s going on, so I’m coming to you guys for helps so I don’t explode my economy straight away lol

Kloverland wrote:

Yeah, all the people debating in the argument sound like complete lunatics and I can’t find any information on what’s going on, so I’m coming to you guys for helps so I don’t explode my economy straight away lol

If you're not sure, just dismiss it.

Kanokla wrote:

http://www.mwq.dds.nl/ns/results/
Find your issue in this list and it will tell you your outcomes.

I personally find it more fun to be surprised with my stat changes though.

Thanks but I already have those ‘results’. I just can’t understand them, honestly, not even one bit. I don’t know if my economy will explode or something, I need more info on it. I can’t just take a guess and gamble because my nation is very new, so the higher the stats, the better.