The Inestimably Holy Empire of Gooblaria is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Chosen One with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, strictly enforced bedtime, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 20.534 billion Gooblarians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goobla. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Gooblarian economy, worth a remarkable 7,944 trillion Goobles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 386,910 Goobles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,893,974 per year while the poor average 45,342, a ratio of 41.8 to 1.

Elected officials often serve for decades in a single term, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards, news headlines usually include p-values, and parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills. Crime is totally unknown. Gooblaria's national animal is the Hyena, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gooblaria is ranked 322^nd in the world and 2^nd in Europeia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 382,267.74 Standard Monetary Units.