The Electric Mayhem of Dr Teeth is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.633 billion Dr Teethians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 17.5%.

The thriving Dr Teethian economy, worth 352 trillion marks a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is 46,140 marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, Dr Teeth is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, third world countries are rich in "I Love Dr Teeth City" t-shirts, and fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dr Teeth's national animal is the unicorn.

Dr Teeth is ranked 251,171^st in the world and 2^nd in Sesame Street for Lowest Crime Rates, with 51.48 law-abiding acts per hour.