The Republic of Motu Tele is a massive, safe nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.625 billion Motu Teleans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taulaga. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Motu Telean economy, worth 361 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,701 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, and it's illegal to be caught on tape. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Motu Tele's national animal is the Fruit dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Motu Tele is ranked 8,376^th in the world and 76^th in Forest for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,129.44 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.