The White Flag of There will be no white flag above my doo is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, enforced nudity, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 8.411 billion There will be no white flag above my dooans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 30.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped There will be no white flag above my dooan economy, worth 246 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,271 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public nudity is compulsory, kids are exceptionally good at digging holes, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, and litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. There will be no white flag above my doo's national animal is the horse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

There will be no white flag above my doo is ranked 100,519^th in the world and 3^rd in 0 0 0 0 for Nicest Citizens, with 13.62 average smiles per day.