The Techno-Induscracy of Haishan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sashan Vidin with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.702 billion Haize are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Icturk City. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Haize economy, worth an astonishing 16,060 trillion hikans a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is a breathtaking 540,735 hikans, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters, young schoolchildren pledge allegiance to One Nation Under Bum Indivisible By Poo, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, and the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haishan's national animal is the crane, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Haishan is ranked 940^th in the world and 2^nd in Greater Dienstad for Lowest Crime Rates, with 173.29 law-abiding acts per hour.