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Wait, we had zombies? I thought they were tourists from the east coast. (⊗⌓⊗)
Good bye and hello again, Etoh.

I'd much rather have the bison go to indigenous tribes than be slaughtered. But even more, I'd rather bison replaced dumb, weak cattle. I guess certain Americans would rather kill what they can't control, eh?

We have wolverines!

Sorry to see some embassies close, and happy to see some established. We accept them here and understand when some have to go.

Due to severe flooding from rapidly melting snow packs, torrential rains, and power outages, we've got to shut down all entrances to the park. We are working to deal with this emergency as efficiently as possible. Please be safe and do not attempt to enter flooded areas and roadways.

Hang in there. We're opening up the southern entrance. We should have the others opened up in about a week, give or take.

Anyone still doubting whether climate change is real?

Let it be known that we have heard the song of Si Pih Ko loud and clear. We honor her bravery and her words. Trina Francois. We are wêmistikôsîw-âpihtawikosisân kin here too, and keep the Great Law in our hearts above all else. You, great prophet who is sovereign and speaks with authority, is always welcome in the valley of my People for rest and allyship. Our people will gladly stand with you as accomplices long after the news cycle forgets...long after the apologist forgets. kinanâskomitin.

We need your urgent opinion for EmbassyRegi0nia's most recent Poll

Yes, we have always been aware that most people have underestimated how much magma we've got down below. And, no, it's not about to blow.

...also, please please be kind to any staff, employees, and citizens--human and otherwise--that live, work, and play in the GYE (Greater Yellowstone Ecosystem). Basic human decency and kindness aren't that hard. I challenge you to empathize with someone. Bonus points if it's someone you don't like very much.

Also, a happy 2023 to all beings on and near this beautiful planet of ours. May the coming year bring us all more happiness, peace, and well-being than the last three years combined.

REAL TALK: Nothing That's Worth Learning Can Be Taught In School.

We don't need no education?

We have a poll that you should vote on

Post by N-day faction recruitment suppressed by a moderator.

How many times do we have to remind you people? DO. NOT. TOUCH. THE. BISON. Especially not the calves. I don't care if you thought you were being helpful by pulling what looked to be one struggling to cross the river. Do you see now that the herd rejected it because you put your stupid man stink all over it and we had to euthanize it? That was as dumb as those people putting a calf into the back of their vehicle because they thought it looked uncomfortable.

When in Yellowstone, you leave the wildlife alone. You don't go into the hot springs as if they were hot tubs.

That is all. Here's a brochure and a map. Enjoy your stay.

https://www.weather.com/travel/video/tourists-attempt-to-take-a-dip-in-yellowstone-thermal-feature/

I can't believe our department has to keep saying this, but anyone... anyone...caught trying to walk across thermal features or leave the designated trails and boardwalks will be prosecuted to the FULLEST EXTENT OF OUR LAWS! Likewise with harassing or touching or "helping" (not helping) any of the wildlife. We don't go defecating on your military cemeteries, using your constitutions as wipes, and using your holy sites as trash heaps. Our lands are sacred. Respect them, or you will pay dearly. Your sense of entitlement does not give you the right to desecrate our parks meant for all people.

Um...is it just me, or are the deer looking a bit like zombies? Geez, I was really bad at the last zombie outbreak, I don't know if we have any more of those anti-zombie antidote bombs left!

And the tabloids worry about the end of the world coming from an eruptions of the Yellowstone caldera, eh? Turns out there are other kinds of earth-shattering disruptions. Fwew!

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