The The most Holy Empire of Caribblands is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its aversion to nipples, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical, devout population of 768 million Servidors are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port au prince. The average income tax rate is 60.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Servidorin economy, worth 46.9 trillion Divisas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,091 Divisas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Clergy do their best to cover up their old tattoos, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caribblands's national animal is the Baji, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Caribblands is ranked 86,545^th in the world and 38^th in Imperial World Nations for Safest, scoring 87.64 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.