The Commonwealth of Biggonian Megaist Empire is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Ricardina with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.505 billion Biggonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ivasburg. The average income tax rate is 90.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Biggonian Megaist Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 3,116 trillion Kroner a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 366,423 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Political shows are fit for purpose, when you fly on Air Biggonian Megaist Empire you win a seat or you die, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, and lending firms are subject to strict government regulations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Biggonian Megaist Empire's national animal is the Peasant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Virtulima.

Biggonian Megaist Empire is ranked 281,351^st in the world and 144^th in Lands End for Safest, scoring 4.97 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.