The Planetary Federation of Independent Mercury is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Overseer Cyote Rosevelt with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.475 billion Mercuryians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Merctoria. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Market Socialist economy, worth 766 trillion Mercuryian Silver Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 140,052 Mercuryian Silver Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, the doctor has cold hands, foreign leaders who don't applaud Overseer Cyote Rosevelt's speeches are regarded as enemies of Independent Mercury, and the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Independent Mercury's national animal is the Space Rock, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Progression.

Independent Mercury is ranked 8,738^th in the world and 410^th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 10,133.96 on the Gilded Widget Scale.