The Holy Golden Imperial State of Lis Gomer is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Susan Delront with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.397 billion Lis Gomerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Gumer. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Lis Gomerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,678 trillion Imperial credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 311,029 Imperial credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,545,139 per year while the poor average 35,418, a ratio of 43.6 to 1.

Trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, the clergy of Cult of Pierre Dubo remains a single-sex institution, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, and foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Lis Gomerian ambassadors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lis Gomer's national animal is the panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of Pierre Dubo.

Lis Gomer is ranked 71,989^th in the world and 2,760^th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,013.44 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.