The Republic of Wed Vitana is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.387 billion Wed Vitanans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The strong Wed Vitanan economy, worth 485 trillion florins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is 46,745 florins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 281,736 per year while the poor average 3,488, a ratio of 80.8 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Wed Vitana's national animal is the sheep, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Wed Vitana is ranked 125,525^th in the world and 3^rd in Night Rise for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.