Category: Anarchy | ||
Civil Rights: Frightening |
Economy: Powerhouse |
Political Freedoms: Widely Abused |
Regional Influence: Diplomat
Location: The Labyrinth
Population | 8.636 billion |
Capital | Tegell |
Leader | spleens the cat |
Faith | urmom |
Currency | gold bars |
Animal | bat |
The United Corporations of Con Ins Lallakerscak is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by spleens the cat with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.636 billion Lallakerscakians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tegell. The average income tax rate is 4.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Con Ins Lallakerscakian economy, worth 979 trillion gold bars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 113,425 gold bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
The government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?', a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, and it is customary to begin the summer with a fasting ritual in which people eat nothing but kumquat smoothies. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Con Ins Lallakerscak's national animal is the bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is urmom.
Con Ins Lallakerscak is ranked 66,260th in the world and 9th in The Labyrinth for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,592.66 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Con Ins Lallakerscak was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided and Highest Crime Rates and the Top 5% for Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Influential, and Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Con Ins Lallakerscak, it is customary to begin the summer with a fasting ritual in which people eat nothing but kumquat smoothies.
- : Following new legislation in Con Ins Lallakerscak, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
- : Following new legislation in Con Ins Lallakerscak, a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum.
- : Following new legislation in Con Ins Lallakerscak, the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?'.
- : Following new legislation in Con Ins Lallakerscak, healthcare funding has been cut.
- : Following new legislation in Con Ins Lallakerscak, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel.
- : Following new legislation in Con Ins Lallakerscak, children grow up believing the sun to be a myth.
- : Following new legislation in Con Ins Lallakerscak, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise.
- : Con Ins Lallakerscak changed its national nation type to "United Corporations".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 4 » Vavax, Pokemon Talk, Ashtie, and Delta Boreas.