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Krimera wrote:

Odin, you do understand how long it takes for someone to actually get the first signs of pregnancy right? This only happened a day or two ago, its not physically possible for that to already have happened.

Actually she visited Odinburgh before. Like 6 months ago. She secretly traveled.

Imbalistan wrote:

Oh, good, thank god I didnt have to blow up the skies with artillery fire.

How would that have worked? Why not just use SAM sites or something like that? It isn't WW2 anymore.

Odinburgh wrote:

Actually she visited Odinburgh before. Like 6 months ago. She secretly traveled.

Send her back where she will be tried for emigration! And her pregnancy will be terminated.

Imbalistan wrote:

IDK, we are Imbalistan after all, the only thing we do which the world apparently likes is grow weed, allow homosexuality, and use the metric system.

You know that using the metric system doesn't make your nation special right? Only three nations in the world doesn't use it, the US, Liberia, and Burma.

Ionalands wrote:

That’s not your call! She’s our citizen, and clearly she needs mental help if she got with that disgusting man you called a president.

Anacodia should’ve disposed of him..

The gal wants the kids born in Odinburgh in Thorheim.

Breaking News

Prez Alexander Falkenrath gets married to Rothaland woman Clara Foy who is due to give birth to twins at the Nova Casino in Puhario in a private ceremony.

Kalkvia wrote:

Yeah, Krimera.

Let's talk some more about my island you think you own.

I do own it, it does have my name on it.

Krimera wrote:

I do own it, it does have my name on it.

Sorry. Its ours. We got it before you.

Krimera wrote:

How would that have worked? Why not just use SAM sites or something like that? It isn't WW2 anymore.

Well, a few railguns and good target computer would do the work, but in his case it sounds more like he randomly takes his artillery pieces and aim them up in the air hoping to hit something.

Ionalands wrote:

Clara Foy has severe schizophrenia. She she is unwell. Please send her home so she can be executed treated

Odinburgh wrote:

Our doctors say she is well despite our good health care had severe cuts. Take this to the security council. Any attempt to rescue her they will be shot or met with bombs strikes on your nation.

If Ionalands are worried that the Lady in question is getting married under duress my ambassador could have a talk with her in private to ensure it is voluntary.

However, we Gothians are romantics and if the lady in question want to marry someone she loves we will support Odinburgh in this case. And if you try to have the case taken up in the security council we will veto it.

Kalkvia wrote:

President Cross has issued a statement.

"Our nation is falling apart. We are asking for foreign assistance in this endeavor."

Wait, is that about that island or something else?

Odinburgh wrote:

Our doctors say she is well despite our good health care had severe cuts. Take this to the security council. Any attempt to rescue her they will be shot or met with bombs strikes on your nation.

She has schizophrenia! She can’t make decisions for herself.

Kalkvia wrote:

President Cross has issued a statement.

"Our nation is falling apart. We are asking for foreign assistance in this endeavor."

Rothaland will happily assist 👀