The Thrice Blessed Dominion of Naanotu is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Thrice Blessed Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.709 billion Naanotuans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thrice Blessed Citadel. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Naanotuan economy, worth 267 trillion naans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 30,767 naans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, gun ownership is compulsory, the world outside is only known of in folklore, and psychological disorders are a taboo subject. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Naanotu's national animal is the snail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Blessing of the Three.

Naanotu is ranked 53,627^th in the world and 5^th in Out Of Left Field for Safest, scoring 101.67 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.