The Colonies of Triton Mass Drivers is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dear Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 15.469 billion Tritonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of C. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.0%.

The powerhouse human economy, worth a remarkable 1,737 trillion compass cards a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 112,316 compass cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 347,334 per year while the poor average 28,001, a ratio of 12.4 to 1.

The booming slave trade is now government-funded, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account, and it's customary to greet the monarch with fist bumps. Crime is totally unknown. Triton Mass Drivers's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is poorly understood.

Triton Mass Drivers is ranked 235,560^th in the world and 12^th in Outer Space for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 21,340.21 Standard Monetary Units.