The Rogue Nation of Mocha is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mocha I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.462 billion Mochans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mochienna. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mochan economy, worth 683 trillion Mocha Teas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 153,099 Mocha Teas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only, and parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mocha's national animal is the Mocha Cake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mochaism.

Mocha is ranked 134,045^th in the world and 3,260^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,132.5 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.