The Nation of Beandogs is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.801 billion Beandogsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beandogs City. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beandogsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,711 trillion Seeds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,655 Seeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, hospitals in Beandogs are too busy serving the needs of Antarctica to see Beandogsians, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, and graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beandogs's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Beandogs is ranked 21,231^st in the world and 17^th in Antarctica for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 271.01 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.