The United Duchies of Logon is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Chancellor O'Curry with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 9.477 billion Logonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victoria. The average income tax rate is 61.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Logonian economy, worth 896 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,633 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The clergy of Christianity remains a single-sex institution, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, and heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-mark treacle machine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Logon's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Logon is ranked 57,798^th in the world and 1^st in Logonian Armed Forces for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.26 law-abiding acts per hour.