The State of Ouatoueruuthynquyng is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical, devout population of 23.764 billion Ouatoueruuthynquyngians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Ouatoueruuthynquyngian economy, worth 102 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 4,320 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Harry Potter books are banned, elections have been outlawed, euthanasia is legal, and Ouatoueruuthynquyng has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ouatoueruuthynquyng's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ouatoueruuthynquyng is ranked 65,830^th in the world and 1^st in Sarajevo for Safest, scoring 96.55 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.