The Free Land of Aianistan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Giorgio243 with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 8.699 billion Aianistanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yerevan. The average income tax rate is 82.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Aianistanian economy, worth 567 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 65,235 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers, Giorgio243 toils in solitude while relatives party on a remote tropical island, home renovation projects take decades to complete, and there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aianistan's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aianistan is ranked 127,512^th in the world and 2,901^st in the Rejected Realms for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 74.42 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.