Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The North Pacific
Population | 9.158 billion |
Capital | Stormridge |
Leader | Emperor Menellia I |
Faith | Secularism |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Phoenix |
The Most Brilliant Minister of Picairn is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Menellia I with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.158 billion Picairnians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stormridge. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Picairnian economy, worth a remarkable 2,355 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 257,212 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, billions of Dollars are spent to take high-quality photos of the Phoenix Nebula, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, and sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Picairn's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.
Picairn is ranked 4,772nd in the world and 254th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 131.89 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Picairn was endorsed by The Consistently Proven Correct of Kranostav.
- : Picairn was endorsed by The Republic of Selfgradatude.
- : Picairn changed its national nation type to "Most Brilliant Minister".
- : Picairn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Picairn was endorsed by The Democratic States of New Xyroxes.
- : The Onward Light of Kaschovia renamed the office held by Picairn from "Minister of Home Affairs" to "Minister of Defense" in The North Pacific.
- : Following new legislation in Picairn, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour.
- : Following new legislation in Picairn, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works.
- : Picairn was endorsed by The Community of Hikki.
- : Picairn voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Juvenile Life Sentences without Parole".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 318 » Chipoli, Prismaria, Neptunian Military Administration, Petronellania, Ziprotscria, Ethnon, Halsoni, The Tony Paporordia, Corfad, Dreadton, Shibutani, Laurendon, Laforeia, Marlducro, Dillimore, New Atlantico, Former English Colony, Francois Isidore, The Confederate States of America, Gojira, Federation of Vanguard, New Fredoenia, Misdainana, Lugarvatn, Socialist Lop, Zerentopia, Kabarovsk, Dotopolis, CzechoSaxony, United Orange Valley States, The New Oceanic States, Zelenaya Dolina, Laxoimia, Democatic Donkeys, New Cordyceps, Barxa, Horrorlandian State, Northern Zorbrasnka, Snipland, Mortionia, Eurocom, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Negarden, Texaska, Azzarel, Furballland, Dicko, Soviet Terran, Small Venezia, Dagdria, and 268 others.Zamolodchikova, Andanavia, Solmetria, United Bosniaks, Putzilvania, Clocriestes, Salzcovia, Vancricia, New Lakemba, Frokolia, Western Vapia, Nordwald, Merconitonitopia, Inclement Space, The Rhein States, North Arkana, New NVegas, The Devskian Revolutionary Republic, Eralan, Arlavan, Ayuzhhhhh, United States of Rhodes, Borkey Kurg, Ruskistania, A Salmon Named Harold, Qep, United Oria, Tokenzia, Yaorozu, The Republic of Sloviskia, Republic Phoenix, Cadonio, Singaporen Empire, Amizadonia, Luminerra, Gendirt, Chukstik Illahi, Luconovos, Singamadri, Sabaleta, Norvoz, Attempted Socialism, Republiqueducroissant, Allied Stumbler, Argylia, Izern, Nouvel Empire, Ardok, Coreesa, Wilkshire, The Jerichowan Country, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Adziolandia, Neriorki, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Cades, Ereena, West Anters, Tanushland, Sellaeta, Bagojo, Troll Punishers, Northern Tatria, Vexilia, Aeurithianar, Hindustan Sangh, Alsion, Necromonia, Hai Han, CyberEgypt, IC-Water, Atrito, Dakota Territories, Varisland, Tenana, Lemonbiscuits, Flegetonte, North Batica, Ignas, Imperio de Castilho, Airelle, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Alogiada, Bodhisva, Karazan, Koda-Land, Orogonia, Aneth, Greater Portugaliza, Sarmatia-Germania, Love Shack, Arucaria, Polgaria, Burback, Aoncarpa, United Kahndaq, Justosia, Altivia, The Windmilluminati, Alestadpolkhbizzydor, Tellaveria, La Baja California, New Clavidor, Elomania, Alire, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Teriol, Lucedeia, Kazorton, Viceroy Vincent, Batatoland Empire, Transitional Global Authority, Ijo, Salish-Cascadia, Zera Israel, Etherion Circadia, Opis, Luniandez, Bloxian States, Confederacy of North America, Delitai, PlanetMercury, Keb Numar, The Sinclarian Provinces, AmManies, Jasmine Dragon, Mk Steele, Q w e r t y, Pradovnia, Old Emporia, Love And Hatred, Hentaigraado, Jurador, Thought Obliteration, Balto, Rionion, Kobalera, Caiov, Mandenosia, The Redwood Isles, Jeltronian WA Mission, Omnistria, United States of Medford, Tragesch Firwat, Queroquestan, Phoronu, Dacian Freelands, Orjald, Arcriea, Armonker, Maxiverse, Abskosmos, AJTON, Aurasreich, Aerilia, Free State Of Wrangler Island, Mystiquelle, Kwaj, Bedsonya, Joevala, South Baba, Sechiole, Esperonia, North Bratislava, Inspiratus, Coutdown, TamilPesum, Nistriabar, Everything Decided at Random, Dryf Nation, Arostica, Gildenshtuck, Quioni, Suvarnavarta, The Resoland, Neo Cheese Empire, Yarabaha, Castle In Confidence, Sikol, Tigatestan, Krykalin, Spartoi, Anampintopia, Zecit, Khoik, Pannonika, Great Bights Mum, Kazanqa, Eastern Alt Neoubeleland, ZhangKeyesland, Zandos, Republic of the Soulless Hord, Ham Federation, Kosova, Technocratic-european Countries, Assault Rifle, Sagevick, Chuukara Treellis, The Union of The People of Britannia, Tugupaw, The Zheng Dynasty, Democratic Republic of Magley, Vesuva, Nechavia, Simone Republic, Gridlands WA puppet state, Crilland, DIMAnism, Kainin, Eggplant Island, Tamarvand, KAP03land, Segesta, Andstions, Druitch, TyGerria, The Silver Vale, Tringapore, Belgioca, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, Free Bozia, Darkanistan, Fratanica, Unsophisticate, Yokciq Empire, Walter Jackson, Pribaltic Union, Deliber, Etanur, Felpolandia, United States of Americanas, U S Eh, Rex Republic, DarkMondoria, Perikuresu, Seenvorland, The Teddy, Bankowiata, Radored Welandion, Great Mataram, Stratharran, Comfed, Terre des Riches, Bhadeshistan, Yukti, Crystal Creation, Wolffoxia, Stal Valley, Velon, Gmt2001, Star Winter, South Parter, Oannia, Valondra, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Fran Advar, Ishtimbine, Kinqueven, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Siwale, The Unicrons, Michigander, Nationeer, Queen Ravenna Fontainon, Hikki, New Xyroxes, Selfgradatude, and Kranostav.