Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Average |
Regional Influence: Squire
Location: Texas
Population | 30.345 billion |
Capital | The Couch |
Leader | A Labrador Retriver |
Currency | Dog Poop |
Animal | Dog |
The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by A Labrador Retriver with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 30.345 billion Dogbreathistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Couch. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Dogbreathistanian economy, worth an astonishing 10,252 trillion Dog Poops a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 337,874 Dog Poops, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,315,964 per year while the poor average 17,706, a ratio of 130 to 1.
Beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code, and war vets look after war animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dogbreathistan's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Dogbreathistan is ranked 293,915th in the world and 95th in Texas for Lowest Crime Rates, with 2.81 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, war vets look after war animals.
- : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code.
- : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls.
- : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
- : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, faking deafness is the only way to guarantee a holiday in the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests.
- : Dogbreathistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies, Most Survivors, and Most Dead.
- : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake".
- : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out.
- : Following new legislation in Dogbreathistan, the military is plagued with unethical researchers.