The Imperial Republic of Mohacian is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Louis Anderson II with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, devout population of 11.869 billion Mohacianites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New White Plains. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mohacianite economy, worth a remarkable 1,536 trillion Mohacian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 129,496 Mohacian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

"Louis Anderson II got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, and government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mohacian's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Mohacian is ranked 274,305^th in the world and 16^th in The Monarchy alliance for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 7,769.81 Standard Monetary Units.