The Allied States of The Separatists is a very large, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 106 million Separatists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 9.6%.

The Separatistsian economy, worth 5.56 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 52,496 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned, and Leader claims to be the epitome of family values. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Separatists's national animal is the wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Separatists is ranked 228,773^rd in the world and 3^rd in United Nations of Nation States for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.04 kickbacks per hour.