Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: World Benchmark |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: World Benchmark |
Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: The Communist Bloc
Population | 3.586 billion |
Capital | Izacoji |
Leader | Secretary-General Kiriko Sarol-Barafort |
Currency | kruda |
Animal | Giraffe |
The Cooperative Trade Zone of Dacaro is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Secretary-General Kiriko Sarol-Barafort with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.586 billion Dacarans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Izacoji. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Dacaran economy, worth 726 trillion krudas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 202,686 krudas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Secretary-General Kiriko Sarol-Barafort is a silly poophead, good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals, and cops shout apologies with every swing of their baton. Crime is totally unknown. Dacaro's national animal is the Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Dacaro is ranked 3,229th in the world and 49th in The Communist Bloc for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 680.33 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dacaro was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Ancron.
- : Following new legislation in Dacaro, cops shout apologies with every swing of their baton.
- : Following new legislation in Dacaro, good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals.
- : Following new legislation in Dacaro, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Secretary-General Kiriko Sarol-Barafort is a silly poophead.
- : Following new legislation in Dacaro, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins.
- : Dacaro voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Reef Preservation and Restoration".
- : Following new legislation in Dacaro, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
- : Following new legislation in Dacaro, Secretary-General Kiriko Sarol-Barafort's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many.
- : Following new legislation in Dacaro, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Dacarans.
- : Following new legislation in Dacaro, it's been a banner year for local vexillology.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 109 » Doultrenia, Shamian, Varon, KuLuxi, Soviet Felines, Illeron, Tewi, Rothnia, Borealian Communes, Free Collectives, Yangtu, Kashlakia, GirlsAndGays, Phallas, Greater Vietnamese Empire, Boetiae, Holy Palestine, Minahasa, Heitoria, Solova, Chalredonia, Grebanistan, The palace of God 2, South Merwervader Islands, Ostrice, North Fluedan, Crobia che Lambur, New Soviet States of America, Maxuus, The Reunification of Korea, Pajonia, Techno Socialystiche, Thebrin, Blessed Anarchic Commune of Michigania, Karelianastan, Prevasiya, Pertsjan, Prymordiya, Saxxony, Malev, Canadian Democratic Union, Verdant Groves, Krakovskia, Carrico, Amphibian Manifesto, Agania, Kahrianland, Nigaria, Weyrland, Membatak, and 59 others.International Anarchist Confederation, Bungle Republic, Mycenaean United States, New Halliningrad, Soviet Socialist of China, Omnesgratis, Gillscalia, Turkey Creek, Our India, Carbrian, Khanatah, Likhinia, Quebec second, Gwerq, Democratic Socialist Republic of Monke, Basilei, Tran Flibe, Greater China Commune, Middle Green Irthistan, Doclabinhduong, Rhode Island and the Narragansett, Khrushchyovkastan, New Terrasol, Zancostan, Comuny, Alilovela, Eastern European Federation, Newdenizland, Of South Indian Company EST, Atlanc, Equlainne, Kethania, Arsa, Ania Itary, The Workers and Peasants Union of China, Milkau, Bovrilika, Democratic Republic of Acember, VR Leona, El Holy Salvador, Thelania, Ianomamis, Old Corus, The Peoples United Commun, Silu, Encaoua, International Socialist Union, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, UNIOS, Perclumsia, Anerchi, Averyickan City, Bobismh, North Goiky, The Steephills, Annor londo, Zemlatinnaro, Leurentia, and Ancron.