The Armed Remnant of Imperial Front is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Padraig MacDuff with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.594 billion Imperials are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oharia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.6%.

The strong Imperial economy, worth 554 trillion Imperial Guinnesses a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,546 Imperial Guinnesses, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

Atheists are heavily taxed, the nation's "surprisingly chill" military is renowned for its horrendous war crimes, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, and there are no bananas today in Imperial Front. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imperial Front's national animal is the Eastern Screech Owl and its national religion is Positive Christianity.

Imperial Front is ranked 40,453^rd in the world and 3^rd in World Decolonisation Hub for Most Patriotic, with 32.06 flags saluted per person per day.