The Red Panda Republic of Evaropi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Josaiah Williamson with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.768 billion Evaropians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Leckshire. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Evaropian economy, worth a remarkable 2,434 trillion yuens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 190,664 yuens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new, every week is blindness awareness week, and autocrats are persona non grata. Crime is totally unknown. Evaropi's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Evaropi is ranked 285,181^st in the world and 2^nd in The Diplomatic Committee Of Nations for Most Patriotic, with 0.37 flags saluted per person per day.