The Hey all Scott here of Not Doge Land 2 is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by blob with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.713 billion Not Doge Land 2ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of blob. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.7%.

The Not Doge Land 2ian economy, worth 338 trillion eggs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,456 eggs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 159,599 per year while the poor average 12,174, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.

The newest East Lebatuckese coins have "long live East Lebatuck" on heads and "death to Not Doge Land 2" on tails, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, kids building model rockets in their backyard are grounded by Space Agency Rangers, and a soldier's body is a temple. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Not Doge Land 2's national animal is the apple, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Not Doge Land 2 is ranked 271,163^rd in the world and 2^nd in The New Doge Region for Most Patriotic, with 0.73 flags saluted per person per day.