The Imperial Confederation of Avana Kreig is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Kaiser Wilhelm II Von Krieg with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 7.337 billion Avana Kreigians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avana. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Avana Kreigian economy, worth a remarkable 1,218 trillion Kreigers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,134 Kreigers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kaiser Wilhelm II Von Krieg has killer fashion sense, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, military units are often seen arguing over which one is truly favored by the gods, and purported secret military bases are dismissed by Kaiser Wilhelm II Von Krieg to be highly-advanced toilet factories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Avana Kreig's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Kriegism.

Avana Kreig is ranked 281,736^th in the world and 4,904^th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -12.77 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.