The Republic of Very Pog is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Oscar Pog with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 6.125 billion Pogians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poglandria. The average income tax rate is 85.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pogian economy, worth 946 trillion Pogian Pogs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 154,531 Pogian Pogs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Oscar Pog, and an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Oscar Pog. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Very Pog's national animal is the Pogger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Free WiFi.

Very Pog is ranked 76,875^th in the world and 1,754^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 18.3 flags saluted per person per day.