The Flying Fishes Bait ShopBoard

MORNINGCALM wrote:

The Ranger inches closer to his platter of fried lamingtons.....mmm hmmm!

The Edmundians find this most interesting

"Wait...since when did we start deep-frying lamingtons?"

Camp Host wrote:

Yo.....you gotta catch yer own fish in the park!

Sighs heavily

Drops the fish on Comradeistan

“Sorry feller! It dropped outta me bill!”

Grizzled Old Fisherman wrote:

Indeed....the lamingtons imported from Edmundia are a park favorite!

I am personally glad to hear that!

Comradeistan wrote:

How about the Borscht?

or Blondie Bars?

Hmm...I think we could add a seafood borscht to the menu....

A tired shadow walks in panting.

So...do you sell shrimp?!

Zany Zanes wrote:

A tired shadow walks in panting.

So...do you sell shrimp?!

Depends on what you’re using as a currency, my friend.

The Alligator King wrote:

Depends on what you’re using as a currency, my friend.

I'm from an establishment that deals with a wide array of various currencies. I assure you your price can be met.

The shadow slips a business card over reading Official Employee of The Bar on the Corner of Every Region.

Camp Host wrote:

The Host turns the card over and carefully examines both sides.

This seems to be in order! We do indeed deal in shrimp, crawfish, all sorts of fishes, and even offer Lamingtons in the Bait Shop.

Now please — what would you like? And have you checked our mailer for coupons?

Nods impressed with the wide array of options.

How about this, we'll buy a bit of everything in bulk for our first shipment. Run a seafood poll and check to see what our customers are enjoying and then set up a more standard order. Sound good?

Just a heads up, I'm guessing shrimp will likely be a major player in our future.

In the mystical land of Mosquito lake, one of the local mermaids emerges from the water to give a grand, mind-blowing world changing speech-only for said mosquitos to attack her. She quickly finds that the place mermaids are meant to be is underwater, not abovewater.

Grizzled Old Fisherman wrote:

Well — that can happen

The mermaid community has decided to declare war on mosquitos.

Pelican Empire wrote:

Fish for Shrimp?

Yes, exactly.

Grizzled Old Fisherman wrote:

The grizzled old angler has seen this before; he ties on an extra large hook and sets his gaze on the waters surface

The entire pier begins to crumble as the mighty king takes the hook and pulls...

Zany Zanes wrote:

I'm from an establishment that deals with a wide array of various currencies. I assure you your price can be met.

The shadow slips a business card over reading Official Employee of The Bar on the Corner of Every Region.

Thrashes tail and watches from the river.

“I’m an alligator, my currency is raw fish. Although, as a king, I also accept gold and other flashy things.”

Zany Zanes wrote:

[i]Gold on the other hand might be somewhat limited, but I'm sure we could figure it out.

Heh — now we’re a reasonable crew ‘round here and not so caught up with the trappings of big city livin’

We can deliver as many as a hundred crates of fresh shrimp for a few sacks of rusty hooks!

Grr Paindania grr