The United Kingdom of La Montevideo is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Jair Gomez with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.656 billion Montevideoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Cordóba. The average income tax rate is 72.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Montevideoan economy, worth 956 trillion Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 169,032 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, and it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans. Crime is totally unknown. La Montevideo's national animal is the Conqistador Horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

La Montevideo is ranked 205,367^th in the world and 107^th in Equiterra for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3.95 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.