The Republic of Serbvakia is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 220 million Serbvakians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 52.8%.

The powerhouse Serbvakian economy, worth 20.7 trillion serviian dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,224 serviian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The children of Serbvakia are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Serbvakia, celebrity wrestlers thumb their nose at due process, and armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serbvakia's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Serbvakia is ranked 41,165^th in the world and 73^rd in Thaecia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 173.69 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.