The United Corporations of Con Ins Lallakerscak is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by spleens the cat with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.606 billion Lallakerscakians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tegell. The average income tax rate is 4.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Con Ins Lallakerscakian economy, worth 976 trillion gold bars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 113,425 gold bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?', a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, and it is customary to begin the summer with a fasting ritual in which people eat nothing but kumquat smoothies. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Con Ins Lallakerscak's national animal is the bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is urmom.

Con Ins Lallakerscak is ranked 5,782^nd in the world and 2^nd in The Labyrinth for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 108,208.04 Standard Monetary Units.