The Democratic People's Union of South Miruva is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Chief Executive Moski Emers with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.941 billion South Miruvians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lutternas. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient South Miruvian economy, worth a remarkable 3,023 trillion Miruvian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 189,698 Miruvian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nothing gets the party jumping like Chief Executive Moski Emers specifying how high, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, interest in globalism never flags, and boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers'. Crime is totally unknown. South Miruva's national animal is the Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Posadism-Hoxhaism.

South Miruva is ranked 1,670^th in the world and 13^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 72.83 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.