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The 2nd Iron Republic of Ballistikov

“In God We Trust” Admiral Orlock

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Page

Location: the Pacific

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Ballistikov

Population12.282 billion

CapitalNew Blitzkov
LeaderAdmiral Orlock
FaithChristianity

CurrencyIron Mark
AnimalBallistikovian Eagle

The 2nd Iron Republic of Ballistikov is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Admiral Orlock with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.282 billion Ballistikovians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Blitzkov. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ballistikovian economy, worth a remarkable 6,691 trillion Iron Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 544,791 Iron Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, and buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ballistikov's national animal is the Ballistikovian Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Ballistikov is ranked 32,803rd in the world and 484th in the Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,557.18 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 101stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 108thHighest Poor Incomes: 119thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 208thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 239thMost Patriotic: 287thHighest Average Incomes: 304thLargest Black Market: 321stMost Devout: 418thLargest Mining Sector: 563rdLowest Crime Rates: 601stMost Corrupt Governments: 721stMost Armed: 732ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,051stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,081stLargest Governments: 1,121stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,156thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,181stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,299thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,365thMost Developed: 1,412thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,454thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,491stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,584thMost Efficient Economies: 1,733rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,762ndHighest Economic Output: 1,997thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,104thMost Authoritarian: 2,342ndTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,251stHealthiest Citizens: 3,401stSmartest Citizens: 3,745thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,894thMost Cultured: 4,998thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,527thMost Conservative: 5,782ndLargest Publishing Industry: 5,829thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,048thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,097thMost Influential: 13,595thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,376thTop
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Most Extreme: 22,183rdMost Stationary: 28,505th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Devout: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionMost Patriotic: 17th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 26th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 32nd in the regionLargest Governments: 35th in the regionMost Developed: 36th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 36th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 38th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 38th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 40th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 44th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 48th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 57th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 60th in the regionMost Extreme: 65th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 74th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 94th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 96th in the regionMost Cultured: 110th in the regionMost Conservative: 119th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 121st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 142nd in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 215th in the regionMost Influential: 248th in the regionLargest Populations: 259th in the regionMost Stationary: 267th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 283rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 293rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ballistikov, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
  • : Ballistikov was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic, Highest Economic Output, Highest Average Incomes, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Ballistikov, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Ballistikov, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.
  • : Ballistikov lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Ballistikov, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • : Ballistikov published "The Second Extra Solar War" (Factbook: Military).
  • : Ballistikov lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Ballistikov, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • : Ballistikov lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.

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