The Queendom of Haya-Nagatoro is a very large, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 197 million Haya-Nagatoroans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Haya-Nagatoroan economy, worth 15.8 trillion pengins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 80,123 pengins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stony-faced ratings board panelists are unamused by free lap dances, military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, and no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haya-Nagatoro's national animal is the Senpai, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Haya-Nagatoro is ranked 102,352^nd in the world and 2,447^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 81.48 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.