The Doot of MLGDogeland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Gonk Droid with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.368 billion Doges are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dogeville. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Doge economy, worth a remarkable 5,247 trillion 2 Gold and 1 Horses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 392,554 2 Gold and 1 Horses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys", newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words', and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MLGDogeland's national animal is the Shiba Inu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dogeisim.

MLGDogeland is ranked 3,026^th in the world and 9^th in Institute of Cellulose for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 9,794.75 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.