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Hanguk-Nippon wrote:*Pours some potassium cyanide in it*

*Places the cup in a mini-fridge*

Oh, well... What to do...

Indeed what to do...

*grabs the coffee out of the fridge and drinks it*

New charlemagne wrote:*sips his late night tea*
Ah good evening everyone, how are we?

I'm good, how are you?

Zazumo wrote:...

I never double post unless Nessie is online. Someone has to show him who's really in charge.

Who's in charge?

Is it Max/Matt berry/barry?

New charlemagne

Aerilia wrote:Indeed what to do...

*grabs the coffee out of the fridge and drinks it*
I'm good, how are you?
Who's in charge?

Is it Max/Matt berry/barry?

I’m quite good actually, thought I might update somethings see how everything is and head off.

Aerilia wrote:Indeed what to do...

*grabs the coffee out of the fridge and drinks it*

Hey wait don't drink that....

I was going to give that to someone else...

The soviet states of europe 3

New charlemagne

*finishes his tea*
Oh shoot... I’m all out of tea...

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:Hey wait don't drink that....

I was going to give that to someone else...

Oooh are you going to drink that?

New charlemagne wrote:I’m quite good actually, thought I might update somethings see how everything is and head off.

Well that is good!

Hanguk-Nippon wrote:Hey wait don't drink that....

I was going to give that to someone else...

Oh oops sorry

*places the coffee back in the fridge*

Who were you going to give it to?

Territorio di Nessuno and New charlemagne

Aerilia wrote:Who's in charge?

Is it Max/Matt berry/barry?

Pfft...

Matt Berry > Max Barry

It's obvious who's in charge. And it's not that noob author.

New charlemagne

*fetches for his box of tea bags*
Ah yes a fine evening, nothing could possibly ruin this.

Zazumo wrote:Pfft...

Matt Berry > Max Barry

It's obvious who's in charge. And it's not that noob author.

*files a GCR*

Wait...I mean *files a GHR*

Goodbye, it has been nice knowing you...

New charlemagne wrote:*fetches for his box of tea bags*
Ah yes a fine evening, nothing could possibly ruin this.

*sets the box of tea bags on fire*

You were saying?

I am Back!

New charlemagne

New charlemagne

Aerilia wrote:*files a GCR*

Wait...I mean *files a GHR*

Goodbye, it has been nice knowing you...
*sets the box of tea bags on fire*

You were saying?

*jaw drops*
My tea... Now what am I supposed to drink?
*Looks through the pantry*
Yes... well I was saying nothing could go wrong... I mean my fathers back in power *opens a few small boxes and containers*
Catholicism is at a all time high... all with the Notre Dame episode in Paris, yes our Charlemagneans do love their French cousins...

Aerilia wrote:*files a GCR*

Wait...I mean *files a GHR*

Goodbye, it has been nice knowing you...

You should file a GCR instead. They're much more effective.

From what I've been told at least.

Aerilia wrote:*files a GCR*

Wait...I mean *files a GHR*

Goodbye, it has been nice knowing you...
*sets the box of tea bags on fire*

You were saying?

*gives u new pack of tea* Here ya go

Aerilia and New charlemagne

The custodian people

I want tea too

New charlemagne

Ukunited wrote:*gives u new pack of tea* Here ya go

Thank you chap, your a life savor.
*makes a nice steaming cup of tea*

The custodian people wrote:I want tea too

*makes a second cup*
How much sugar? I have cubes.

The custodian people

New charlemagne wrote:Thank you chap, your a life savor.
*makes a nice steaming cup of tea**makes a second cup*
How much sugar? I have cubes.

You too
*drinks tea*

The custodian people and New charlemagne

The custodian people

New charlemagne wrote:*makes a second cup*
How much sugar? I have cubes.

Two lumps please

New charlemagne

The soviet states of europe 3

Ukunited wrote:You too
*drinks tea*

Tea?

The soviet states of europe 3 wrote:Tea?

You dont know what tea is?

The soviet states of europe 3 and New charlemagne

I want to see how many bans I can get

New charlemagne

The custodian people wrote:Two lumps please

*Adds two lumps and hands it to him*

Ukunited wrote:You too
*drinks tea*

Ah yes... nothing could possibly go wrong.

10 minutes later

Breaking News
The once retired, now reinstalled, King Charles XV, has been assassinated while on a train ride home from the winter palace, also amongst the dead are Retired, now reinstalled Queen Elizabeth, wife of King Charles XV, Royal Guard officer Tom Lafayette. They all died via poison gas. Everyone on the train is being taken into custody and no one is quite sure who the killer is. Stay up to date for more details.

Great solordia and Ukunited

Ukunited

New charlemagne wrote:*Adds two lumps and hands it to him*
Ah yes... nothing could possibly go wrong.

10 minutes later

Breaking News
The once retired, now reinstalled, King Charles XV, has been assassinated while on a train ride home from the winter palace, also amongst the dead are Retired, now reinstalled Queen Elizabeth, wife of King Charles XV, Royal Guard officer Tom Lafayette. They all died via poison gas. Everyone on the train is being taken into custody and no one is quite sure who the killer is. Stay up to date for more details.

Oh snap!Also i am dead?

New charlemagne

The custodian people

Ahh *sip* good tea

New charlemagne wrote:*Adds two lumps and hands it to him*
Ah yes... nothing could possibly go wrong.

10 minutes later

Breaking News
The once retired, now reinstalled, King Charles XV, has been assassinated while on a train ride home from the winter palace, also amongst the dead are Retired, now reinstalled Queen Elizabeth, wife of King Charles XV, Royal Guard officer Tom Lafayette. They all died via poison gas. Everyone on the train is being taken into custody and no one is quite sure who the killer is. Stay up to date for more details.

Oh no

New charlemagne

New charlemagne

Ukunited wrote:Oh snap!

[Breaking News]
We have just received word from the Prince, now King Charles XVI. Brad please tell us what’s going on.
“Why hello there Jasmine, it’s me Brad at the Summer Palace, in the Capital. I’m here in the King’s office, it’s complete chaos. The Royal advisors are freaking out.”
Jasmine- “Kinda like when I told you I was pregnant. Ay Brad?”
Brad- “... And on with the news.”
“As you can clearly see, well I mean if your on the radio you can’t but, whatever. The king is shaking, in his velvet chair trying to drink tea, let’s see if he’ll talk to us. Your majesty? Are you willing to talk for the public.”
Charles XVI- “I was just drinking tea... I didn’t jinx him... I didn’t jinx him... did I?”
Royal Guard- “You need to leave”
Brad- “Oh yeah! You and what arm-“
*static*
Jasmine- “And that’s all we have time for tonight folks, listen in tomorrow and we’ll have the weather... or something.”

The soviet states of europe 3

Ukunited wrote:You dont know what tea is?

Yes I know, can I have some?

Ukunited

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