Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Dealmaker
Location: The Free Nations Region
Population | 10.436 billion |
Capital | Freeport |
Leader | President Helen Jimenez |
Currency | GAD |
Animal | Iguana |
The Holy Clearwater Republic of Grand Abaco is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Helen Jimenez with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 10.436 billion Grand Abacoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freeport. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Grand Abacoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,167 trillion GADS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,890 GADS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The diplomatic corps stinks, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-GAD treacle machine, and cops shout apologies with every swing of their baton. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grand Abaco's national animal is the Iguana, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Grand Abaco is ranked 21,628th in the world and 20th in The Free Nations Region for Lowest Crime Rates, with 88.41 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Grand Abaco's influence in The Free Nations Region rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
- : Grand Abaco's influence in The Free Nations Region rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
- : Grand Abaco was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Grand Abaco endorsed The United Socialist States of Peoples Republic of Awolnation.
- : Grand Abaco changed its national motto to "Honoring Those Who Have Fought for Ukraine".
- : Grand Abaco's influence in The Free Nations Region rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
- : Grand Abaco's influence in The Free Nations Region rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
- : Grand Abaco was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Grand Abaco was endorsed by Diktrastokia.
- : Grand Abaco was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 6 » Sulivannia, Moka Pamplemousses, Balkanturistan, The Earths people, Allinburg, and MexUsCan.