The Federal Democratic Republic of Royal Imperial Ethiopia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by HRH Emperor Dennis II of The RUC with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working population of 22.757 billion Royal Imperial Ethiopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Addis Ababa. The average income tax rate is 70.9%.

The strong Royal Imperial Ethiopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,392 trillion Birrs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 61,201 Birrs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, and voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Royal Imperial Ethiopia's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Royal Imperial Ethiopia is ranked 39,043^rd in the world and 3^rd in The Royal Imperial Directorate for Safest, scoring 105.85 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.