The Republic of The Royal United States of America is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by HRH Emperor Dennis II of The RUC with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic, devout population of 20.024 billion Americans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 57.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong American economy, worth 896 trillion US Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 44,786 US Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks, and a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Royal United States of America's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Royal United States of America is ranked 109,407^th in the world and 12^th in The Royal Imperial Directorate for Safest, scoring 78.62 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.