Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: Sparkalia
Population | 4.754 billion |
Capital | Muremysct |
Leader | Uaderrim Vijaroscij |
Faith | Secular |
Currency | Ching |
Animal | Dragon |
The Federated Councils of Kyldigard is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Uaderrim Vijaroscij with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and compulsory gun ownership. The cheerful, devout population of 4.754 billion Kyldigardians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muremysct. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Kyldigardian economy, worth 873 trillion Chings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 183,842 Chings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, the default state for Kyldigard is default, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts, and escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyldigard's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secular.
Kyldigard is ranked 20,135th in the world and 37th in Sparkalia for Nicest Citizens, with 22.56 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kyldigard changed its national faith to "Secular".
- : Following new legislation in Kyldigard, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'.
- : Following new legislation in Kyldigard, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts.
- : Kyldigard was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Kyldigard, the default state for Kyldigard is default.
- : Following new legislation in Kyldigard, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
- : Kyldigard altered its national flag.
- : Following new legislation in Kyldigard, the government's new 'Crime Can Fight Itself' policy appears to be backfiring rather badly.
- : Kyldigard was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Kyldigard, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.