The 3rd Republic of Frairrisburg is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Deilekk Fãdetss with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.097 billion Tjefles are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fessevein. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Fesse economy, worth 548 trillion Tassas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 177,115 Tassas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, and the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frairrisburg's national animal is the Mus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dreneil.

Frairrisburg is ranked 287,377^th in the world and 5,337^th in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -17.15 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.