Category: New York Times Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Fragile |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: the South Pacific
Population | 44.786 billion |
Capital | Chupa |
Leader | Stephie Fudge |
Currency | fudger |
Animal | hasselhoff |
The Brown Chocolatey Mess of Fudgetopia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Stephie Fudge with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 44.786 billion Fudgetopians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chupa. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The enormous but sluggish Fudgetopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,799 trillion fudgers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 40,171 fudgers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's favourite colour is red (Fudgetopia has found 2 easter eggs), government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, Fudgetopia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fudgetopia's national animal is the hasselhoff, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Fudgetopia is ranked 15,049th in the world and 328th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 94.14 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Fudgetopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Fudgetopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Fudgetopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Fudgetopia was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Queendom of Anti-Gamer State, killing 1 million zombies.
- : Fudgetopia was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Murderbasket Republic of People Thingies, killing 106 million zombies.
- : Fudgetopia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Republic of 3121622 Card Storage, curing 5 million infected.
- : Fudgetopia was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Republic of 3121622 Card Office, curing 7 million infected.
- : Fudgetopia was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Free Puppet of Random Faraway Puppet in TSP, curing 11 million infected.
- : Fudgetopia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Republic of Waartu, curing 13 million infected.
- : Fudgetopia was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The People's Republic of Nationlandw, curing 12 million infected.