Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Good |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: the South Pacific
Population | 3.801 billion |
Capital | New Tirana |
Leader | Robert Hoxha |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | lek |
Animal | white-tailed eagle |
The Democratic Republic of Inner Albania is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Robert Hoxha with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.801 billion Inner Albanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Tirana. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Inner Albanian economy, worth 489 trillion leks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,675 leks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Beggars lack pockets for spare change, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly, the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification, and it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Inner Albania's national animal is the white-tailed eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Inner Albania is ranked 210,828th in the world and 3,873rd in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -4 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Inner Albania was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Corthsri.
- : Inner Albania lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Inner Albania lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Inner Albania, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language.
- : Following new legislation in Inner Albania, the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification.
- : Following new legislation in Inner Albania, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly.
- : Following new legislation in Inner Albania, beggars lack pockets for spare change.
- : Following new legislation in Inner Albania, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased.
- : Inner Albania lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Inner Albania lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 105 » Ebonhand, The Filippinas, Tepertopia, Great Lothian, Sporaltryus, Curlyhoward, Land Without Shrimp, Aidenfieeld, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Ever Testing, Eleuthelrium, Belschaft, Swiss Cheese Wheel, Bawkie, ANuadh, Arscanesia, Goldnation, Nowa Europa, Chernaya Zvezda, Tsunamy, Amerion, Auviantan Outh Islands, Differences-In-Differences, East Endia, Volaworand, Asarana, Empire of Pekoland, Wehraboos, Altnavia, Emagination, America Gone Wrong, The Weirdo, Aurcania, Khnomania, Swenfia 2, Valles Stellarum, Springwalla, The Solar System Scope, The Culinary State of Half-Jordi, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, Mercian Legions, Rebel-topia, Corpoterra, The Free Falklands, Eastern Doncaster, The real Ireland, Itani, Marnrio, Explodeingtnt, Legosia, and 55 others.Antarctic Empires, Las Filipina, Anglischland Kaiserreich, Aodhan, The Two Jerseys, HATRED AND BIGOTRY, Farelonia, Lupusterra, HawkoFon, Abarri, Lans Isles, Blipp, PenguinPies, Jontum, Beneti, Nakayo, Pepperton, United Allied Systems Nations, Hadrex, Eastern Juble Lux, Paganan, BEEstreetz, Anarco Argentina, Canamerico and Greenland, Geneek, United States of Belvaria, Genoxelande, Anglimerica, North Harave, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, Poguelands, Atomic Garden, Great Scapula, Albend, Hacrela, 7 Trees, North Korea is best, Inner Ted Imazahvatia, Stelmund, Haya-Nagatoro, Meirenyu, Eastern Bahia, Megistos, Gwandalis, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Marre, SharttingToepia, Vulcan Acenedcy, New Amerikan Republic, Lilli Lands, Amerikanisches Imperium, Overname, Meglomania, and Corthsri.