The 7th Republic of Nekoatsumelandia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Samantha Santos Rodrigues with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.769 billion Nekoatsianos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qxaxjia. The average income tax rate is 63.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Nekoatsumelandiano economy, worth 408 trillion Capyxas a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,616 Capyxas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

It's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, and loading sixteen tons of laundry gets you another year older and deeper in debt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nekoatsumelandia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Nekoatsumelandia is ranked 224,270^th in the world and 4,244^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 48.52 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.